First I have a surprise for my mom. So if you aren't my mom, don't read this or look at the picture below. Unless you like Phantom of the Opera or the band Kiss.
"I can't belive this mom!! I can't belive we missed it..... It's so crazy but I bet it was amazing! "
Who do you think is Paul Stanley in the next picture.
Is it the Alien, Demon, Cat, or Star?
Give me your answer and we'll see what you won....
This is the real post. You guys are going to love this...... yes..... It's another list..........
YOU MIGHT BE A MEMBER OF THE CHURCH OF CHRIST IF ...
• If you know exactly what song I'm talking about when I ask you to turn to number 728b.
• If you could recite all the books of the Bible before you could even read them.
• If you think your chosen pew is "sacred" and no one else should sit in your spot.
• If you actually know what a "ready recollection" is and have been thoroughly "guide-guard-and-directed" all your life. (If you're really a member, you know that "guide-guard-and-directed" must be followed by "and-bring-us-back-at-the-next-appointed-time.")
• If you think "progressive" refers to those in the church who want a sound system and PowerPoint
• If you can actually read shape notes.
• If you think the Bible questions on Jeopardy are way too easy.
• If you decide which Bible translation to use based on how Acts 2:38 reads.
• If you immediately reach for your wallet when you hear the phrase, "Now, separate and apart from the Lord's Supper … "
• If you know all the words to all the verses of Trust and Obey.
• If you've ever carried your Bible in an empty casserole dish.
• If you've ever heard a rambunctious young child yell "Pray for me! Pray for me!" as his mother whisked him down the aisle to the foyer.
• If you've ever wondered who Ebon Pinion was
• If you've ever prayed for those "who are sick of this congregation."
• If you've never been to a church that wasn't named after the street it was on.
• If you've been to a wedding or a funeral where "the invitation" was offered.
• If you've stood for 13 verses of Just As I Am with the last stanza sung softly.
I thought you people would enjoy that.
DARTH BLUEJAY
5 comments:
all of those i have heard done or seen
what about the 'kiss-phantom of the opera' thing? don't you even have a guess??!!!
This is Annie's mom, and I am going to leave a comment so that the world will bear witness that I do, in fact, read her blog because i am interested in her life. Ready? Ok! Wow! Paul Stanley in make-up other than KISS make-up singing definitely not rock n roll. Next thing you know, he'll be doing disco. No, wait...
Been there, done that, got the t-shirt, bla BLA......
Of course he can sing!!!!!!!! haven't you ever heard him sing!!!!!!!!! He is amazing!!!!!
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