The Funniest Thing EVER!!!!!
This was made by a guy I know, Austin. It is sooo funny!
The song is Bohemian Rhapsody, and its.....just....... you'll see.........
So What do Ya'll think?
Darth Bluejay
Sunday, April 22, 2007
Thursday, April 19, 2007
Imagine a fairy tale country that has a government based on freedom, democracy and basic human rights for all.Now, imagine that to prepare that country’s children for the rights and responsibilitiesof living in and contributing to the free, democratic society, the government institutes a strange practice:Beginning at the age of 5, children in the country are confined for 13 years as hostages to a totalitarian institutionrun as a dictatorship.In that institution, children’s movement and bodily functions are controlled and regimented.Children cannot get out of seats or out of rooms without permission.Calls to parents are forbidden except in emergencies.Children have no right to question the validity of the curriculum, no right to critical thinking in deviance to the teacher’s agenda,no right to dispute or influence procedures for maintaining order and guidance.Children have no right to a curriculum based on independent study,or to have honored their own learning styles and educational needs and goals.The children can only go out and get exercise for 10-20 minutes once or twice per day,but that stops totally around the age of 10.Children are taught that the democracy exists, but are not allowed to take part in it.At the age of 18, children in that country are released.They are expected to be ready to function in society, advanced education and careersas self-motivating, free-thinking, innovative and assertive individuals.Now imagine that this fairy tale is not a fairy tale, but the very real state of the American Educational Institution for the past 100 years.
DARTH BLUEJAY
DARTH BLUEJAY
Sunday, April 01, 2007
MuggleNet reviews 'Deathly Hallows'
ok, the best harry potter website that I know of (Mugglenet) have been given the chance to review the new and last Harry Potter book. I though afew of you hp fans would like to read this.
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---Last Sunday, we received a very, very surprising call from the Harry Potter publishers. They wanted us to have a preview of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. As you can imagine, we were utterly flabbergasted. We, just like you, weren't ready to read the book, but we couldn't pass up that opportunity, now could we?
There's a catch. The publishers requested we only inform them of our thoughts on the book, and not post them online. But we really can't do that to you guys! Only a few of our staff members have so far finished it, and a little glimpse at their feelings can be read below. More will be added throughout the day. Enjoy...and shhh!
**Spoiler Alert**
"Dumbledore's triumphant resurrection, complete with the gaudy descent from the heavens on Sirius' motorbike was completely and utterly unnecessary...but at least we now know where the motorbike actually is and the significance of where it went after Book 1." -Brendan
"I couldn't believe Snape was the long lost love child of Aberforth and that goat. It explains so much, including Severus' appearance. And we now know why he told Harry to never call him a 'cow'-ard, because he was in fact part goat." -Micah
"It was great to find out what happened to Ollivander. I loved it when he walked into the Order meeting wearing a pink Hawaiian shirt, a straw hat and sunglasses and received a room full of blank stares. It was particularly funny when Lupin turned and said, 'Well, look who decided to show .'" -Andrew
"You know, I always had an inkling that there was more to Hermione than meets the eye; her immediate knack with magic, and her irregular mood swings towards supposed 'friends,' Harry and Ron. I should have known she'd switch to the Dark side eventually. I just wish she hadn't killed the whole of Ravenclaw in the process - I suppose it was just her annoyance at not being sorted there initially." -Ciaran
"Funny how things turn out, who would have thought Ron would become the ninth member of The Weird Sisters. Ron with long hair and living the rock star life? Shocking!" -Rachel
"I couldn't believe Harry slipped on a slice of carrot cake and fractured his pelvis. I thought it was uncalled for humor in an otherwise serious and superb book." -Jamie
"I never thought the wizarding world would get their revenge on Snape; however, I commend JKR for proving me wrong. The Order using spells to hold Snape down and wash his hair multiple times was the worst kind of punishment imaginable for him." -Mandie
"So Dudley's worst memory when attacked by the Dementor was being told he had to diet." - Nick
"I still laugh every time I think about Draco and those geese. I guess it's not just sleeping dragons you're not suppose to tickle." - Natalie ----
oh, and before I forget. APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!
DARTH BLUEJAY
ok, the best harry potter website that I know of (Mugglenet) have been given the chance to review the new and last Harry Potter book. I though afew of you hp fans would like to read this.
-----------------------
---Last Sunday, we received a very, very surprising call from the Harry Potter publishers. They wanted us to have a preview of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. As you can imagine, we were utterly flabbergasted. We, just like you, weren't ready to read the book, but we couldn't pass up that opportunity, now could we?
There's a catch. The publishers requested we only inform them of our thoughts on the book, and not post them online. But we really can't do that to you guys! Only a few of our staff members have so far finished it, and a little glimpse at their feelings can be read below. More will be added throughout the day. Enjoy...and shhh!
**Spoiler Alert**
"Dumbledore's triumphant resurrection, complete with the gaudy descent from the heavens on Sirius' motorbike was completely and utterly unnecessary...but at least we now know where the motorbike actually is and the significance of where it went after Book 1." -Brendan
"I couldn't believe Snape was the long lost love child of Aberforth and that goat. It explains so much, including Severus' appearance. And we now know why he told Harry to never call him a 'cow'-ard, because he was in fact part goat." -Micah
"It was great to find out what happened to Ollivander. I loved it when he walked into the Order meeting wearing a pink Hawaiian shirt, a straw hat and sunglasses and received a room full of blank stares. It was particularly funny when Lupin turned and said, 'Well, look who decided to show .'" -Andrew
"You know, I always had an inkling that there was more to Hermione than meets the eye; her immediate knack with magic, and her irregular mood swings towards supposed 'friends,' Harry and Ron. I should have known she'd switch to the Dark side eventually. I just wish she hadn't killed the whole of Ravenclaw in the process - I suppose it was just her annoyance at not being sorted there initially." -Ciaran
"Funny how things turn out, who would have thought Ron would become the ninth member of The Weird Sisters. Ron with long hair and living the rock star life? Shocking!" -Rachel
"I couldn't believe Harry slipped on a slice of carrot cake and fractured his pelvis. I thought it was uncalled for humor in an otherwise serious and superb book." -Jamie
"I never thought the wizarding world would get their revenge on Snape; however, I commend JKR for proving me wrong. The Order using spells to hold Snape down and wash his hair multiple times was the worst kind of punishment imaginable for him." -Mandie
"So Dudley's worst memory when attacked by the Dementor was being told he had to diet." - Nick
"I still laugh every time I think about Draco and those geese. I guess it's not just sleeping dragons you're not suppose to tickle." - Natalie ----
oh, and before I forget. APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!
DARTH BLUEJAY
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