Hey,

I'M BACK IN TEXAS!!!!!!!!!!

DARTH BLUEJAY

Hi,
First I have a surprise for my mom. So if you aren't my mom, don't read this or look at the picture below. Unless you like Phantom of the Opera or the band Kiss.

"I can't belive this mom!! I can't belive we missed it..... It's so crazy but I bet it was amazing! "


Who do you think is Paul Stanley in the next picture.

Is it the Alien, Demon, Cat, or Star?
Give me your answer and we'll see what you won....


This is the real post. You guys are going to love this...... yes..... It's another list..........

YOU MIGHT BE A MEMBER OF THE CHURCH OF CHRIST IF ...

• If you know exactly what song I'm talking about when I ask you to turn to number 728b.
• If you could recite all the books of the Bible before you could even read them.
• If you think your chosen pew is "sacred" and no one else should sit in your spot.
• If you actually know what a "ready recollection" is and have been thoroughly "guide-guard-and-directed" all your life. (If you're really a member, you know that "guide-guard-and-directed" must be followed by "and-bring-us-back-at-the-next-appointed-time.")
• If you think "progressive" refers to those in the church who want a sound system and PowerPoint
• If you can actually read shape notes.
• If you think the Bible questions on Jeopardy are way too easy.
• If you decide which Bible translation to use based on how Acts 2:38 reads.
• If you immediately reach for your wallet when you hear the phrase, "Now, separate and apart from the Lord's Supper … "
• If you know all the words to all the verses of Trust and Obey.
• If you've ever carried your Bible in an empty casserole dish.
• If you've ever heard a rambunctious young child yell "Pray for me! Pray for me!" as his mother whisked him down the aisle to the foyer.
• If you've ever wondered who Ebon Pinion was
• If you've ever prayed for those "who are sick of this congregation."
• If you've never been to a church that wasn't named after the street it was on.
• If you've been to a wedding or a funeral where "the invitation" was offered.
• If you've stood for 13 verses of Just As I Am with the last stanza sung softly.

I thought you people would enjoy that.

DARTH BLUEJAY

Hi,
Remember This, Never Forget This:

Happiness keeps You Sweet,
Trials keep You Strong,
Sorrows keep You Human,
Failures keeps You Humble,
Success keeps You Glowing,
But Only God keeps You Going!

DARTH BLUEJAY

Hi,
I am in Illinois this week and I just wanted to post something because I haven't in a while. I don't have cell service here so if you need to call me please call my house phone and ask my mom to give you my grampa's cell number. That all that I really wanted to say so here is something interesting so you will have something to post about.
This is one of my favorite songs.
God Gave Rock And Roll To You by KISS.
Enjoy.



DARTH BLUEJAY

I am going to start a list of THINGS THAT SUCK OUT LOUD!
I'll start it you guys finish it:

1. Finding out your dad has been gambling for a year.
2. Losing all 3311 song off of your ipod at not knowing how it happened.
3. Going to visit a friend at work and them hiding in the back room 'supposedly working'.
4. Nobody commenting.
finish the list please.

DARTH BLUEJAY

GRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everybody that I talked about that was going to show up, DIDN'T! Only me and lauren and some people from her school and people from vista ridge (not michael or the other guy....) and our preacher from my church and his kids.................

DARTH BLUEJAY

ok,

Tonight is Lauren's Party. She is hosting a movie night. Alot of young people and teens are going to be there from Vista Ridge Church of Christ. I think Derek is going to be there, and Mr. Fabulous is going to be there..... And My two other best friends (Jared and Shanna-kaye) can't make it.... grrrrr. So I am going to go and have a good time. Also, this guy named Michael has been following Lauren so I am going to try to scare him off, and there is this other guy (I'm not going to say his name so if he reads this then he wont know that its him) but I haven't met him and I am going to make fun of lauren for likeing him and it's going to be fun!! But i will wait to tease her till later because tonight is her night. Oh yeah did I say Mr. Fabulous was going to be there...... I am not going to say anything about him either because he has this blog address.....

DARTH BLUEJAY

(P.S. Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you stillcan't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.)

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

DARTH BLUEJAY

Ok,
I felt bad for the guy that reads this site sometimes so I thought I would try to help out his gender so us girls could know THE GUYS' RULES.

The Guys' Rules*******************
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
(I must admit, it's pretty good.)

These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as CARS, the shotgun formation, or BASKETBALL.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight.

I got this list from a guy on pleonast.com

DARTH BLUEJAY

(p.s. this of course is not true............ just so you know.....................)

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

DARTH BLUEJAY

I got some prayer requests for you guys, so listen up.

1. Please pray for Reagan's grandmother. I don't know if reagan would want me to tell ya'll what's wrong so just please pray for her. And pray for Reagan also, he is very confused right now so he needs our prayers whether he knows it or not.
2. Jason is still in the hospital but the medicine their giving him is working so give praise for that. if you guys don't know whats wrong then, Jason has an enlarged heart and it is causing a failer to thrive thing so please keep him in your prayers.
3. My dad. please pray for him. if you don't know whats wrong then you'll just have to wonder because I don't want to cry right now. i'm sick of it.....
4. The last thing is Shanna-kaye is in Washinton D.C. and lauren is in Chicago. Pray for a safe journey home for them. I have talked to both of them recently and Shanna-kaye just went to a beach which she hasn't done in ten years, so she had a good time with that and Lauren was going to see a musical called 'Wicked'. Some of you may have heard of that before, I haven't talked to her today I just know she was going to do that today.
That's about it for now. If you know of anyone else that needs prayers then please let me know.

DARTH BLUEJAY

(p.s. Oh, I almost forgot. Please pray for Mr. Fabulous. He needs all the help he can get.)

Reagan tried to make rules awhile ago and failed. So here are some rules that hopefuly he can understand.

The Female Rules

1. The Female always makes THE RULES.
2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.
3. No Male can possibly know all THE RULES.
4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some of THE RULES.
5. The Female is never wrong.
6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong.
7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
8. The Female can change her mind at any time.
9. The Male must never change his mind without the express written consent of The Female.
10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times.
14. At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what she said.
15. If the Male doesn't abide by THE RULES, it is because he can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.
16. If the Female has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void and the Male must cater to her every whim.
17. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule #5.

Darth Bluejay

ok,
I got a picture of ALL 8 BETTS KIDS!!!!!!!
Here they are:




Shanna-Kaye



Skylr




Shelt'n



Shandis





Sawer

Silis






Statler

Slater













p.s. if I spell their names wrong it's either because of a. that's the way their parents spelled their names or b. i'm am just a bad speller............. sorry.

DARTH BLUEJAY

This is a post Shanna-Kaye put up on her pleo-thing last night. It's About singing School and I didn't want to type very much on the way home so here you go. Also:
HAPPY 16 BIRTHDAY LAUREN!!!!!!!!

Shanna-Kaye's Post:

its 1:56am and we r still up talkin bout boys

lol. oh, i thought it was boyz....ovioulsly its singular, boy, not boys. oh well, lol. i have a new fad...... guitar players...and paper napkin braclets....yeah, weird i kw, but they are flavorable...bacodusly flavorable. dont ask. *its a-flavorable-singing-school-teens-you-had-too-be-there-to-get-it-fully-kinda-a-thing.* yeah, thats rite. so ya'll, and i mean ALL of ya'll r kw required to come to ss. its GREAT!! not to metion the grown up feeling, ya kw, cause we have r own dorms and everything,....and the parents leave ya alone. lol, at least my roomie's did! so we pretty much did what we wanted to, slept in if we were dead, walk round and chat with mical, (the most flavorable gurl from TN) kady, (pronouced katie) (mical's sister) justin, (the awesome guitar player) jennifer and julie holt, sis's that were cool to hang with (us gurlz were in a group in class) so we had a blast!!!
annie and justin playing their guitars...both which are extremly well i must say....

annie and justin got to play their guitars over the week, which was awesome, and then we had a mini concert tonite. justin was leavin in the morning, so they were playin for the last time. they both did awesome, cause they are learnin how to play together, and its flavorable, but anyway,they played hero by nickelback freebird by lynard skynard justin played :you and me by lifehouse for the talent show he played good ridance(time of our life) by green day ......then he sang and she played, it was soooo bacodus. and then mrs sellers wanted me and annie to sing and play "happy ending" by avril like we had been playin for the last week, and we were relunctic bout it at first, cause there was like 10 ppl around, and my voice was shot, but we did anyway. it turned out very bacodus, aka better than we expected it would. justin videoed us, and when i put it on my laptop, we found out he was singing along. that was cool. soo we had a blast, oh yeah, he wore a pink hat, that was micals, that happend to come from sweden (they used to live there, its sooo not fair!) and then i wore it for our song. funny, i thought it would look horrid on me, but i auctally liked it! it looked rele cute. lol, annie thinks it looked better on him! lol, probly, im not going to argue with that.

I'll talk to you guys later. Remember I still have to tell the whole story of Mr. Fabolus....

DARTH BLUEJAY

Ok, I am at singing school right now and I'll be back in Fort Worth saturday. sorry I haven't been posting for like a week or so. last week I was at FC Camp and I have so mush stuff to tell you about it!!! Here Is A Preview of Posts to come....

FC Camp:



(Lauren and Shanna-Kaye)








(Above: Wesley)

(Lauren, Annie, Mr. Fabulos, Danielle)



(Mr. Fabulos a.k.a. Brandon Willis. I'll tell you his story later.....)







(Back Row: Alex, Wayne or Brad whatever you want to call him....., Paul)
(Front Row: Tara, Sara, Shanna-Kaye)














Singing School:




(Justin and Annie)



















(Michal)














Well..... I need to go to bed now. Talk to you later. Good Night!

(That's one fuzzy bug....)

Ok,
You people have stolen my blog title!................ ok, not the whole The Chronicles of Annie World part but just the WORLD part. (you know in the name..........)

1. Shanna-Kaye's world of wonder
2. Saxaphonegirl's World
3. La La La world?
4. Anna's World

So what do you have to say for your self?
Hmmmmmmmmmm................................

Ok,
Bonny sent me some cute Jason and Zoë pics and I wanted you guys to see it.
The first few pictures is about Jasons New Hair Cut!!!!!
Before: Middle:

After:

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Here are some pictures from Father's Day. Bonny let them choose 4 diffrent colors to paint with the rest is history........

Aren't those pictures great!!!!!

Darth Bluejay