your a texan if....

1. You can properly pronounce Corsicana, Palestine, Decatur, Wichita Falls, San Antonio, Mexia, Waco, and Amarillo.
2. You think that people who complain about the wind in their states are sissies.
3. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel.
4. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.
5. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
6. You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade.
7. Stores don't have bags, they have sacks.
8. You see people wear bib overalls at funerals.
9. You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.
10. You measure distance in minutes.
11. You refer to the capital of Texas as "home of the Longhorns."
12. It doesn't bother you to use an airport named for a man who died in an airplane crash.
13. Little Smokies are something you serve only for special occasions.
14. You go to the lake because you think it is like going to the ocean.
15. You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit.
16. You know cowpies are not made of beef.
17. Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date.
18. You have known someone who has had a belt buckle bigger than your fist.
19. A bad traffic jam involves two cars staring each other down at a four-way stop, each determined to be the most polite and let the other go first.
20. You know which state Miam-uh is in.......and which states Miam-ee is in.
21. You aren't surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, and bait all in the same store.
22. Your "place at the lake" has wheels under it.
23. A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol. A Ford F350 4x4 is.
24. You know everything goes better with Ranch.
25. You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to multiply.
26. You actually get these jokes.

Finally, you are a Texan if you have ever had this conversation:
"You wanna coke?"
"Yeah."
"What kind?"
"Dr. Pepper."

DARTH BLUEJAY

Hi,

I have been to the biggest flea market in the world this weekend. It was huge and I got all my christmas shopping done!!! Its First Monday in Canton Texas. Its very near to where Shanna-Kaye and her family are moving to. We went up there thursday to a time share thing that my friend Bonny owns. It was a cabin, and it was sooo much fun. The best part of the cabin was that there was a huge bath tub with jets. It was just awsome! The whole weekend was awsome, even though it started out as not so good.
Basicly before we were going to leave, we found out that the bank spent all our money. So we decided we couldn't go, then Bonnys husband Justin called and asked if it was ok that I would go with Bonny. Just me. I kindof didn't want to because I wanted my mom to go also. I try and make sure that what ever my mom wants to do to bring her some joy in her life, I do everything in my power to make it happen. If she wants to go to a singing thats like 2 hours away, I get on her side and encoarage her to go and do it. She needs as much joy as she can get. So, I went with Bonny and we stayed the night at the cabin, Then we woke up and went to First Monday. About 2 hours into it, my mom calls and says that she is about 12 minutes away, and that katrina was with her. So she did get to go with us and it was sooo much fun.
We came back saturday night, my mom and katrina left about 2 hours before Bonny and I because katrina wasn't feeling well. We believed her because my mom and I had just gotten the same bug. Good thing we listened to her to, she threw up when she got home. Anyway, Bonny and I were walking around in The Mountain area and we saw this little shop that sold clothes but not anykind of clothes. Old clothes like 80s and older stuff. It was SOOOOO GREAT!!! I bought a brown long sleeved shirt that looked like a cowgirl or female indian would wear. I bought it and wore it Sunday and I didn't recive one complament, so it must have looked bad or something, but I don't care because I love the shirt.
Well I got to go now.
See Ya L8er.

DARTH BLUEJAY